|Deviant Login||Shop||Join deviantART for FREE||Take the Tour|
Conversation with a Unique Mind.Ooh, they want me to talk to autonomous Pokémon? That’s pretty cool. And since I’d get paid for this, I might as well. I give a nod to the other Alexander (who I will call Alex so nobody else is confused), before I begin fluttering my wings.
Now to find an autonomous Pokemon… OW! WHO FLEW IN MY WAY?! THAT HURT! ARGH! …So did the trashcan… Now I’m covered in filth… “I’ve heard of a moth to a flame, but this is new.” Hey, who’s making fun of me?! Ow, ow, ow… I’m stuck.
“Hey, uh… Could you help me out, whoever’s taunting me? Please?” Silence… Of course, I’m gonna end up dying here, then- IT’S MOVING! WHAT’S- OW! Oh, it stopped… I’m free! Yes! I’m- oh, the bin fell. Anyways, gotta shake my wings, clean it all up…
But who saved me? I’m looking around, and- Woah! A Porygon! And it’s shiny! Amazing… “I’d ask if
Eternal FearDo I have to? I did agree to this, but really? I don’t want to do this… Can I just go home? Well it can’t be too long, Alexander. Just keep a straight face, and speak. Alright? “The giant statue thing is friendly.” Don’t believe me, just keep walking. Dammit, they listened. Oh well, just need to do this for… An hour, damn it! That means I just started! Oh well, just keep the banner up…
"Hello, sir!" Oh great, kids. Kids are the hardest to convince. What's the little Snorunt gonna ask me now? "So the thingy won't hurt anyone anymore?" Oh, well that IS quite important to mention, actually.
"No, it says it won't, so it won't." The kid accepted that? Guess kids are easier to convince than I thought. Well, with one kid believing these lies, I guess it's an accomplishment.
"The statue is a friend to all!" The kid yelled out. Oh great, he's gonna spread it... Could he at least drop the 'r'? Surely, that's not too much to ask for, right? I don't
The Master of Deceit's Manipulative Show (Task 1)
“Pull up a seat, Hane,” the Mawile suggested for the last time, watching the Skarmory near her pacing. She was getting irritated by it, how jumpy the massive bird seemed to be. “It’s just me heading out there, afterall. You can just sit behind the curtains.”
The Skarmory, Hane, shook his head in irritation. “But do we know how far it actually goes, Azamuku? You might not be able to get all the way before I’m dragged along into the crowd.” He seemed insistent about this problem, whatever it is.
“I’m sure we can get 10 feet apart, so just relax!” The Mawile, Azamuku, seemed irritated, standing up. She was about ready to walk up to him and force him to sit down. That is, until she heard another voice.
“Aza… Mawile! You’re up!” She looked over to the curtains, nodding as she took her veil, placing it right on her head. She checked that the bow was still wrapped on the back of her head, then pushed the
Introducing our Newest Scarves in the Kid's Range!Alright, stay calm. You can do this. Breathe. “Next up is… Phillioune!” Oh darn! It’s me. I don’t want to, why did I even agree to this…? Well, it seems like I don’t get a choice as I’m pushed past the curtains, and into the light… Heading back to the curtains seems really nice right about now… No, you can do this, just breathe…
They’re all staring at me… No wait, remember what you’re doing. They’re staring at my scarf, the fashion show… Alright. Take a step forward. Another step, just keep walking. There, you’re getting there. You’re the centre of attention now, so show them. Lift up the scarf, and… Smile.
There, they seem good with that. See, your little scarf is good afterall. “There you have it, a scarf for your kids to wear!” Oh yeah, there’s fashion for children… “Better yet, it won’t ever fly off into the wind! Customnamesunavailab
Alexander wants Ice-Cream.“Hey you.” Huh? Who said that? Oh, it’s that guy. The Weavile. “What’s your name?” Oh, he’s pointing at me! He wants my name!
“Hey Leader guy, I’m Alexander.” I wonder why he called out to me specifically. It must be pretty important. “Do you need someone who can fly?”
What amazing skills do I- Wait, why is he shrugging? “Name’s Sundance, and honestly I just need someone who won’t tell on me. Can you do that, Alex?”
Aw… So I’m a random fellow to him anyways… Wait a second… “First of all, it’s Alexander. Second of all, what makes you so sure I won’t tell on you anyways? I can fly beyond your reach then talk to… Uh…” Darn it, I don’t know anyone else’s name… Quick, say something! “…The Furret dude! Him…”
“I can draw you a picture, to show my appreciation?” Does… Does he reall
Alexander's Team Application FormHUNTERS GUILD: Alexander’s Team
Date Joined: 6/07/2014
Current Funds: 4 St
-Characteristic: Somewhat Stubborn
Gender: Male Age: Like I’d tell you!
Ability: Shield Dust (While I get a pummelling, extra stuff don’t bother me!)
Strength: 1 Agility: 5
Intelligence: 3+2 Charisma: 1
Total Points Left: 0/10
Type Bonus: Intelligence -> Poison
Poison Powder (Poison scatters out of my wings, poisoning those unfortunate to be underneath)
Venoshock (I spit some poison onto my foes, which briefly burns into them, but loses it’s poisonous touch after a few secods. It burns worse if it mixes with any other type of poison, like from my Poison Powder, for example)
Infestation (I like to swarm, alrigh
Chains: Part 38.5 (Extra Chapter) Another night, another victim.
Jeff the Killer felt IMMENSELY satisfied with himself for yet another successful night. He’d targeted a single bitch, and killed her in one fell swoop. He chuckled to himself as he pressed his body against a tree, peering out as he watched police cruisers race down the street.
“Good night?” a voice asked beside him.
“Yeah, managed to kill—” Suddenly he stopped and whirled around, knife at the ready, but found his arms quickly blocked and raised above his head. Inches from his face was a blue mask, black tears painted dripping from the eyeholes.
“Bad reaction time,” his assailant commented, and Jeff’s scowl faded as he recognized the man.
“Eej!” he said, his perpetual grin widening as he gave an actual smile. “Lon
Give Love - (Levi x Reader) [Drabble]
( X )
"Oi, that's why i told you to freaking close your window. If you had any damn sense you wouldn't do that when it's snowing."
“But Leviii,” you whine as another sneeze racks your body, “you know how much I love the snow, plus this is the first snow of the year…” You grab another tissue and lazily clear your nose, chuckling at the revulsion apparent on Levi’s features.
“So are you.”
The important thing is the heart
I’m not liking you just for your face
He grunts, mumbling something along the lines of “you little shit so ungrateful” and finally pulls out objects from the large duffel bag he lugged behind him. To be honest you were slightly hoping it was everything that could
Idiots Find DA1. Soulsilver
For some unknown reason, Gold just wouldn't shut up about this site he had found, and had insisted Silver to get on it and look up the keyword 'Soulsilvershipping'.
"Silver, do you have my laptop up there?!"
Silver sighed, typing in the long name, ignoring the pig-tail's call.
...However, the moment images and drawings pulled up, his metallic eyes widened to the size of plates.
And the very first drawing his eyes focused on...
... a very detailed illustration of his and Kotone's little 'incident' in the Radio Tower.
His face flushed to the very color of his scarlet hair, his gaze frozen on the smutty drawing.
"There you are!" Kotone stormed into the room, only for Silver to slam her pink laptop shut.
"What?!? I wan't doing anything!!"
"This is very interesting..."
The greenette skimmed through the short one-shot dedicated to he and Mei, his lips curling up to a respectable smile.
"Ohohoho..." he chuckled out loud, inching clo
JeanxReader - The Power of Suggestion [AU]
Jean and _____ were seated on the couch in the latter’s living room, sharing a basket of assorted candy and watching TV. After finishing a small Hershey’s bar, _____ dove her hand into the basket for more sweets. She looked down as her fingers grazed a certain type of candy she hadn’t had in ages. She immediately picked it out and tore off the wrapping.
Jean glanced at the candy in his girlfriend’s hand, swallowing a bite of his Snickers bar. Having never seen one like it before, he asked, “What’s that?”
“A Push Pop,” she replied before opening the cap, sending the blue hard candy upward from its plastic shell. “I used to eat these all the time when I was a kid. I can hardly find them nowadays.”
Jean seemed a bit apathetic toward the candy—until _____ slid the sucker-like sweet into her mouth. His eyes widened as she sucked on the long slender candy, her tongue curling around it, her lips engulfing it. She eventual
Truth or dare (Levi x Reader)~Your POV~
You just made the biggest mistake in your life. Well for one, you agreed to play truth or dare. Two, you picked dare. Three, you picked a dare from Jean.
Everyone was staring at you with anticipation. A nervous sweat had rolled down your forehead from not knowing which answer you should pick, but you knew that nether of them would be a good choice.
"So what will it be, [Y/n]. Truth or dare?"Jean spoke snapping you out of your thoughts.
"I-I um...dare?"you replied but shortly regretted it after Jean had a huge grin on his face.
"I dare you, to steal the Corporals clothes while he is taking his next shower," smirked Jean
"WHAT?! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED!?" you yelled at him. Jean leaned over to your ear.
"if you don't do it, I will tell everyone about your little crush on the Corporal," he whispered so no one else in the room could hear
"H-how did you know that?" you asked with confusion written all over
Drunk!2p!America x Chubby!Reader ~Body Party~You knew you shouldn't.. But you did..
He trusted you the most and yet you did this to him...
God what have you done...
But it was too damn funny to not do what you did...
You can only imagine what his reaction will be the next morning..
~At the 2p!house~
"I *hiccup* fucking love you (Y/n) lil mama~" Allen said taking another swig of his beer. Mattheiu called you to come over to come and comfort Allen while he was out doing his rounds in town. You only agreed because of your huge crush on the rebellious American and knew that something hilarious might happen.
So here you are now... Sitting in the kitchen with a drunk American, with a videotape camera. "Oh? And why do you love me Allen?" You said with a raised eyebrow and a smile on your chubby face, "B-Because look at you...*hiccup* Your fucking sexy that it makes me, horny~" He slurred.
You blushed madly and tried to not bust out laughing, "Is there more to that?" You asked smugly and waited for him go on with the pr
HES: Kitty Conundrum (Levi Path)Hange’s Experiments Series: Kitty Conundrum – Levi Path
Warning: Swear words present, possible OOC-ness of canon characters, 4th wall breaking and possible mindfuck
Your curious [e/c] eyes landed on the last cat in the lineup. It was a rather small-sized Siamese but its coloration happens to be the strangest you’ve ever seen on one. It’s mainly black but it had the Snowshoe trait and a white-tipped tail. Despite it looking away from you, you noticed that it has very sharp eyes.
“Err… Lieutenant? What’s with that one?” You pointed at said cat. Hange took notice of your curiosity at went on being his/her Hange-self. “Oh, this little guy?” He/she picked it up and practically swung it around as he/she spoke. “A fine choice you made there, [f/n]! You certainly have a very interesting taste! This fellow here happens to be my masterpiece of the day!” You just felt an abs
I'm Fine (LokixPMSing!Reader)‘(Name), is something the matter?’ Loki asked, wincing at the sight of you groaning as you clutched your stomach.
‘No, Loki. I am absolutely fine. Trust me,’ you moaned as you held your belly. It felt like intestines were constantly being flipped inside out and back again, like someone had reached inside your body, and grabbed your stomach before twisting it beyond its limit. Yes, you were on your period, and you’d had it – despite the fact that it was day one.
‘I think we should take you to a doctor,’ your boyfriend insisted, concerned by your condition.
‘Loki, I told you. I. Am. F-‘
‘No, (Name). You are not fine.’
‘I am though, Loki!’
‘No. Tomorrow, you are seeing the doctor about this.’
You sighed. There was no arguing with Loki.
You and Loki were walking hand in hand, him mainly – you were digging your heels into the floor and trying to be as heavy as possible.
Avengers (and Loki) x Reader - Water Fight Ch1“Water Fight” – Avengers (and Loki) x Reader ~ Chapter 1
You were comfortably lying on the couch, attempting to keep cool in the ridiculous summer heat.
“TONY!!” you yelled, too exhausted to even move from the couch. A disgruntled Tony called back but between the thick walls of the tower and your own physically drained state, you were unable to completely understand his whining. You groaned softly, opting to roll from the cushioned couch onto the cool, tiled floor. The continuous beeping of the alarm of the fridge suddenly reached your ears. “Thor stay out of the fridge!” you called, rolling from your stomach to your back. Damn, there weren’t enough cool tiles in all of Stark Tower to keep you cool at this rate.
“But Lady (Name) –” he started.
“No ‘buts’ Thor! Everything in there will go off if you just stand in front of it with the door open!” Thor let an exasperated sigh escape
Keep in Touch!